I just want to take a moment of your time and brag a little.
I just took first place on Rainbow Road on Mario Kart for the Wii.
Thank you, Jess and Kyle, for leaving it here for us to play whilst you're off getting married. My skills have definitely increased now that Kessa is sleeping more during the day, as witnessed by the above feat.
We won't mention that I was only on 50 cc. That is utterly beside the point.